Lady Gaga’s fans are giving blow jobs to increase sales

Lady Gaga’s fans are giving blow jobs to increase sales

How the mighty have fallen.

Basically, Lady Gaga’s new single Applause is bombing. And the Mother of Annoying is about to have a nervous meltdown. So, what do you do as Gaga when things don’t go your way?! You ask your Little Fuckers for help. Gaga tweeted last Tuesday this cry for help: the fan with the most purchases of the single will win a meet-and-greet with the cult leader.

Well, the Gaga army didn’t waist any time and went to work. Unfortunately, some took Gaga’s call a bit too far. It seems there are now fans out there who are prostituting their mouths for single purchases.

On Craigslist these two ads appeared:


It’s official now. Lady Gaga’s fans are even crazier than Gaga herself. And that says a lot.

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