Shocking: Gwyneth Paltrow has used botox!

So she admits in May’s Harper’s Bazaar.

Of course this is the most boring news ever, since all of us know by now that every pore in Hollywood has been soaked to death in botox.

Anyway, her exact quote:

“I’ve probably tried everything. I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!”

Unfortunately Gwynnie, you still look crazy. Crazy from perfection. Those pictures remind me of a modern age Puritan wearing Balenciaga. There is just noting remotely interesting or daring about her. To this day I wonder how on earth this snoozefest and party girl Madonna were ever friends. Perhaps there is something we are not seeing…

Nope, don’t see it.

Source: Harper’s Bazaar

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