You will not sleep tonight.
Mortal Philip Caputo was happily cruising on his motorcycle when he stopped at a red light and unexpectedly found himself being stared at by a scary looking Shia LaBeouf.
Was Shia angry? Bored? Horny? Whatever it was, it is serial killer material. LaBeouf looks like someone who will pick you up on the street, get you drunk, deflower you and then chop you into pieces. Brrr.