Beebs actually thinks he’s still sane.
No worries beliebers. Justin is not gonna coke out any minute now with his pants on his knees, he’s got it all under control. He tells Teen Vogue:
“I know who I am, and I’m very much in control. I don’t need to address every speculation. Remember when Cam’ron dissed Jay-Z? Jay-Z didn’t even respond. Why didn’t he respond? He didn’t need to respond because he’s Jay-Z.”
And like every other Hollywood star, Bieber also believes he’s a God’s instrument, even though he recently overslept and missed church:
“I think that’s part of the reason I’m here. Not just because I’m talented, but because God had a purpose for me to just help people. I’m spiritual … although I slept in [and missed] church yesterday. I haven’t been to church in so long, and I planned on going, and I slept in. I was upset. It’s all good. God forgives me.”
It is true. Justin Bieber has helped many people. He has helped millions of underage girls discover their private parts.
Now back to the really interesting stuff: don’t you guys think Justin is the long lost twin sister of lesbian reality star Dani Campbell: