The world makes sense again: Kardashian Tanning Line

The KKK-sisters are launching their own tanning products!

It is hard to believe that this wasn’t already out there: pimp Kris must have been asleep. But the time has finally come for the money making sisters to launch their own tanning line: Kardashian Sun Kissed. It will include a scrub, two tanning lotions, a color extender and a color maximizer.

Kim explains: “I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California. Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face.”

We all know Kim is lying because the one thing that makes her feel alive, at any time, is her ever expanding bank account. At least this project makes more sense than the time when Kim promoted a toilet.

Source: WWD

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