Trying on a Vera Wang doesn’t come cheap

Trying on a Vera Wang doesn’t come cheap

Flagship store in Shanghai charges €375 for a bridal fitting.

No more playing around with bridal gowns. After years of tainted dresses due to wannabe bride sweat and overexcited urinary tracts, Vera Wang has finally had enough. From now on every hysterical bitch in Shanghai has to pay up €375 to simply try on a dress, and do this within a time limit of 90 minutes. According to Wang, the new measure is there to prevent copycats from infiltrating the store.

Since China is the only place where this new rule goes into effect, the media there is screaming racism. Vera Wang must hate  her own kind then, she is Chinese herself after all.


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